If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
