sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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