btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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