There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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