sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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