when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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