do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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