Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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