Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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