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There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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