are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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