my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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