omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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