I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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