Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I accidentally burped into my bong.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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