I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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