It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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