you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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