Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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