you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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