I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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