his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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