I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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