Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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