I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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