do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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