Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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