He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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