When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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