Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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