sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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