All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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