Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
no you cant smoke seaweed
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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