Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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