she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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