Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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