Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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