he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You work out of a Hotel?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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