no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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