it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
found the other keg... it's in the tree
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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