I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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