Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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