Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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