so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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