Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
