I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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