just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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