took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
ttyl tear gas
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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