Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
