Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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