Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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