i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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