We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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