Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
please come you make the beer taste better
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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