don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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