im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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