names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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